~Bobbylee13

( these were tooken from Urban Dictionary, and are all true)
Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack while visiting another country,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.




Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day

I got tagged by- Who the fuck would ever tag me, im doing this myself. bastards.


-----------• × • A L L A B O U T | M E • × •--------------

Name: Jonathan
Single or taken: Single, of course.
Gender: Male
Birthday: 24/12/1990. special date dont you think? I hate it.
Hair color: brown. Blonde Dyes with sun.
Eye color: brown
Height: 5'11''
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: AU GARAGE, jk.
Favorite designer?: what the fuck?!
What is your sexiest outfit?: what the fuck?
What is your most comfortable outfit?: pj's
What do you usually wear?: clothes.

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

What kind of shampoo do you use?: head&shoulders
What are you listening to right now: Super Shooter- RIP Slyme
Who is the last person that called you?: Marco
How many buddies are online right now?: 3.

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

Foods: Tacos
Girls names: Melissa, Nicole, Audrey...fuck i don't know.
Boys names: Jon(lol), Mamouth, that one was funny.
Subjects in school: Music / info.

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

Given anyone a bath?: Nope.
Smoked?: Nope.
Bungee jumped?: Close, but no.
Made yourself throw up?: Nope.
Skinny dipped?: I think I did, can't remember.
Ever been in love?: Yeah.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No, thats the lamest thing to do. Fag.
Pictured your crush naked?: Yes.
Actually seen your crush naked?: No.
Cried when someone died?: Very often. Sadly.
Lied: Yeah...still feel bad about it.
Fallen for your best friend?: No.
Rejected someone?: Yes.
Used someone?: No.
Done something you regret?: Lol. Of course.

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •---------------

Clothes: Pj's.
Music: Supermassive Blackhole- Muse. ( muse fuck yes)
Smell: what the fuck?!
Desktop picture: Gantz, in its room. thats it.
Cd in player: I'd need a CD player for that no?
DVD in player: I always put them back in the case after its done.

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

You touched: Marco or Joey. cant remember
Hugged: ...whats that again? Can't remember (lol)
You IMed: Melissa.
You yelled at: Dad, a couple of years back.
You kissed: Hmm..dunno.

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

Understanding: Yes
Open-minded: Very
Arrogant: Very
Insecure: Not really
Random: Not anymore
Hungry: Nope
Smart: Nope
Moody: Very
Organized: Kind of.
Healthy: Kind of.
Shy: Not really.
Difficult: Not really.
Bored easily: Yes.
Obsessed: With something right now, yes.
Angry: I wouldnt call it anger...but whatever.
Sad: Yep. XD
Happy: .....Woah...Paradox.
Hyper: Crise de Fatigue? nah.
Trusting: If I like you.

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

Kill?: Zxxx, Jxxx, Fxxx, Mxxxxx. Now you guess.
Slap: me hard and call me Eldorado.
Get really wasted with?: Joey, Simon, Alex, Alexandre, Shayne.
Get high with: See awnser above.
Talk to offline: what the fuck?
Sex it up with: No one.

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

In the morning I: Wake up.
Love is: What the fuck is this?!
I dream about: Ask Shayne.
Sexual preference: Eh?
What do you notice first in the gender you're into: the face, obviously.

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi, fuckfaces.
Flowers or candy: candy.
Tall or short: Fuck I dont care.

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

Makes you laugh: Joey, Shayne, Double Alex, Simon, Marco, Jake, Tephy, Mel, Rollay.
Makes you smile: See the above.
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Marco, he looks funny.

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Rofl yes.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex? That would be interesting.
Wish you were younger: Nope.
Cry because someone said something to you?: I used to XD

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

Of times I have had my heart broken: 2 times. d:
Of hearts I have broken: 4, I'm a killer aint I? -_-;
Of guys I've kissed: None.
Of girls I've kissed: 2.
Of CD's I own: couple of hundred.
Of scars on my body: 2.



Wow. That was fun. Shayne, you do it.

Yes, up and running againt, not that people on this crappy site care very much, at most part im just using this site to show my creatures to my friends...Please leave a comment to them if its not too much asking. Wich probably is. XD


Anyways. Spore. period.


Shayne, chtaime en esti, marie moi.


P.S. GREAT TEACHER ONIZUKA, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?! D: by the hands of your own student, non the less. idiot.

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